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TellTails
From United Kingdom
We at TellTails, are on a quest to help humans find their inner ferity by providing them with their outer tail. We believe that everyone has a tai ... See More
We at TellTails, are on a quest to help humans find their inner ferity by providing them with their outer tail. We believe that everyone has a tail in them just waiting to be wagged, a residual longing not quite expelled from the evolutionary process.
Why have we been nibbled down to our nubs?
After all, our tails were the source of our locomotion, they enabled our tree swinging and aided our balance. Perhaps more importantly, they were our most vital tool for social signalling, clearly indicating our emotions and catalysing our courtship. Did evolution trip up along the way?
We have decided to make amends to evolutions greatest mistake and thus have become purveyors of the finest tails on the planet.
IT'S TIME TO GET OUR WAGGLE ON!
The Tailers x
All our tails are party proof, holding a CE mark, they are recommended for children over 3 years.
*no animals were harmed in the making of this tail See Less
Why have we been nibbled down to our nubs?
After all, our tails were the source of our locomotion, they enabled our tree swinging and aided our balance. Perhaps more importantly, they were our most vital tool for social signalling, clearly indicating our emotions and catalysing our courtship. Did evolution trip up along the way?
We have decided to make amends to evolutions greatest mistake and thus have become purveyors of the finest tails on the planet.
IT'S TIME TO GET OUR WAGGLE ON!
The Tailers x
All our tails are party proof, holding a CE mark, they are recommended for children over 3 years.
*no animals were harmed in the making of this tail See Less
Member since: 05/05/2016
